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A piece of wood (usually a 4x4) used to lift the FUPA, or pannus, of an obese female, or occasionally male, for easier access to the genitalia for sex.

He: hey baby, wanna have sex?
She: yeah, just let me get my sex board so you can get it in.

sex board by ResidentDR November 9, 2013

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sexboarding

When a girl is on top of a 69 squirts on the guys face under her.

"How did your date end with Sarah?"
"Dude. Careful she is into sexboarding."
"I know, last week she sexboarded me."

sexboarding by Tom Graper August 27, 2017

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extreme sexboarding

Sex takes place (male or female), but instead of regular sex, both participants ride on snowboards down a hill or trail while doing it, preferably at high extreme speeds. Additional partners may be involved as well.

"Dude, did you see that threesome extreme sexboarding down the trail last night?"
"Yeah man, that guys jizz was left in the snow and I fell right on it."
"Did it taste good?"

extreme sexboarding by ImmaAsian October 15, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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