1) The number of wood layers on a good skateboard.

2) Artesanal species of marijuana joint made of alternate layers of marijuana and cocaine, (4 mary, 3 coke).
...that smells like seven layers, that beaver eats Taco Bell....
by demiurgica July 21, 2009
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A sexual act involving seven people simultaneously. A seven-way.
I just banged six bitches at the same time. It was a total seven layer burrito.
by Broheim Steamroller February 21, 2010
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An individual who has sustained a life of failure in no fewer than seven areas unique to human existence. These areas include, but are not limited to, spirituality, intellectualism, fitness, optimism, family relationships, romantic relationships, philosophy, finance, career, philanthropy, academics. A true "Seven-Layer Loser" is incapable of even portraying themselves in any way as complete, accomplished or appreciated.
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When several participants, all dressed in various protein and vegetable costumes, synchronously penetrate each other. Hands down the sexiest shit ever.
"Man, I saw the hottest porno ever the other day. They even pulled off the seven layer salad, complete with dressing!"
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When you stack seven women each of a different race on each other and proceed to "dip" into each one.
I was braggin' to my homies the other day. I told them I have so many women that I had a seven layer dip last night.
by Mr. Rx February 17, 2009
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