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Service Dog 

THE HIGHLY TRAINED DOGS WITH THEIR OWNERS WHO ARE TRAINED TO DO A JOB THAT YOU SHOULDNT ASK TO PET BUT YOU STILL DO EVERYTIME.
CAN I PET YOUR DOG?

SURE BECAUSE THIS ISNT A SERVICE DOG THATS TRYING TO DO HER JOB AND YOURE NOT THE 1000TH PERSON WHOS ASKED ME TODAY.
Service Dog by GABRI.HICKS June 12, 2016

service dog 

A service dog is a dog that is specifically trained to perform tasks to help a disabled person. Service dogs are Different than Emotional Support and Therapy animals. Service dogs should never be distracted while working.
My service dog is trained alert to my seizures.

Please don't touch my Service Dog.
service dog by Voodoothebeauceron September 21, 2016

Un-service Dog 

The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.
Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.

Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal

corgiatric service dog

Royal Pembroke Welsh Corgi tasked with deep penetration therapy, anxiety attack reaction, self harm prevention, mood swing stabilization and antisocial reversal.
My corgiatric service dog rolls without a vest, do-not-pet emblem and total regard for acceptable service animal conduct because we’re both neurodivergent, bro!

Service Dogging 

When you have intercourse with a girl so hardcore in doggystyle she then needs to acquire a service dog.
Dude I had my best performance last night, I was straight service dogging. She needs her a loyal doggy companion.
Service Dogging by Masb27 April 16, 2024