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Service Dog 

THE HIGHLY TRAINED DOGS WITH THEIR OWNERS WHO ARE TRAINED TO DO A JOB THAT YOU SHOULDNT ASK TO PET BUT YOU STILL DO EVERYTIME.
CAN I PET YOUR DOG?

SURE BECAUSE THIS ISNT A SERVICE DOG THATS TRYING TO DO HER JOB AND YOURE NOT THE 1000TH PERSON WHOS ASKED ME TODAY.
Service Dog by GABRI.HICKS June 12, 2016

Service Dog 

service dog 

A service dog is a dog that is specifically trained to perform tasks to help a disabled person. Service dogs are Different than Emotional Support and Therapy animals. Service dogs should never be distracted while working.
My service dog is trained alert to my seizures.

Please don't touch my Service Dog.
service dog by Voodoothebeauceron September 21, 2016

Un-service Dog 

The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.
Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.

Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal

corgiatric service dog

Royal Pembroke Welsh Corgi tasked with deep penetration therapy, anxiety attack reaction, self harm prevention, mood swing stabilization and antisocial reversal.
My corgiatric service dog rolls without a vest, do-not-pet emblem and total regard for acceptable service animal conduct because we’re both neurodivergent, bro!

Service Dogging 

When you have intercourse with a girl so hardcore in doggystyle she then needs to acquire a service dog.
Dude I had my best performance last night, I was straight service dogging. She needs her a loyal doggy companion.
Service Dogging by Masb27 April 16, 2024
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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