a craft person who starts many projects without finishing them. Someone who has several Works In Progress (WIP) without any or very few finished projects.
John doesn't have just one work in progress. He has 20! He's a serial starter.
A gamer who buys or downloads dozens of titles, plays the first 2 to 5 hours (the honeymoon phase), and then abandons them the moment a shiny new game catches their eye or the current game gets slightly difficult.
Friend 1: "Hey, are we hopping back on that survival game tonight? I spent $40 on it because you said it was going to be our new main game.
Friend 2: "Nah, the inventory management got kinda tedious. But look at this new space shooter trailer! If we all get it—
Friend 1: "Shut up, man. You're a serial starter gamer. My wallet can't handle your three-day obsessions anymore."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.