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Weiner Dog Serenader 

This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.
Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.

Seenderella 

Someone who will leave people on seen. She has the courage and kind just like Cinderella but more badass because she won't let people walk all over her let alone her step mother and sisters. And she loves shoes, especially sneakers and Air Jordans.
Muna is a Seenderella, that is why she never text back. Maybe you can get her a pair of shoes and she'll be your Cinderella.
Seenderella by seenderell9 September 20, 2020

secrenager 

A secretary placed in a management role despite being uneducated and unqualified to hold this position.
"Jenny" is seen as a secrenager due to her talent of being a better typist and bullshitter rather than a skilled, able leader with a bachelor's degree.

“Jenny, we’ve decided you do a better job answering phones and talking to your co-workers than firing people. You’re such a secrenager!”
secrenager by Better_Qualified December 2, 2010

Serenderpity 

When you derp on something you weren't expecting to derp on.
RandomUser: I logged into chat and serenderpity surrounded me.
Serenderpity by aliaz October 17, 2011

serendripity 

When some errant drops of windshield washer fluid from the car in front of you land on your own windshield, thus allowing an ineffective yet "free" cleaning.
Jim: "I really need to refill my windshield cleaner. I have bird shit caked on here from last week."

Mike: "Just keep tailing that SUV and you might stumble into some serendripity."

Jim: "Seriously, Mike?"
serendripity by Zerstorer July 28, 2011

thirteen letter shit spreader

A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.
Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.