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Sesalese 

a horse on a stick that is mute, anorexic, trans-gender, and secret agent. a.k.a. a wonderful pet to ride around school (may be spotted running free in the meadow)
WOOOOOOAH Sesalese! DOWN Sesalese!! Don't eat the wires, Sesalese!
Sesalese by Sesalese September 28, 2006

Saralestial

Someone who has a particular attraction to either of the rare species of gender who have been known to inhabit the Advanced School of Logan. Saralestials, due to their peculiar habits and attractions to this seperate gender, are often looked down upon by today's society. Numerous studies, to no avail, have been launched in the past year to unlock the mystery of the Saralestial.
Do you support Saralestial rights?

Hell, no.
Saralestial by u_dont_need_2_know January 26, 2009
(n). Only the best ice cream shop in East Greenwich where all of the profits are donated to the food bank, making the business a non-profit company!
"Hey guys, I'm in the mood for something sweet. Where should we go?"
"Searles Olde Tyme Ice Cream on Main! Duhhhh!"
Searles by Searles Brothers October 17, 2008

jake searles 

Has a very large penis, likes to pleasure the ladies. She needs pet insurance because he will destroy her pussy. Always gets the girls and they are always satisfied.
Pussy destroyer that jake Searles loves sticking his banana in a girls pussy
jake searles by William Searles November 23, 2013
Pain in the ass, can't make a funny joke. Good bloke. English A.
Damn Searlesy can you shut the fuck up already!

Searlesy Replies: Ha. Ha. Ha. *Confused Angry Noises*
Searlesy by Fuckin Wankaa August 4, 2021

Sandy Searles Miller Elementary School

Shady school with kids who bring drugs every two weeks. One teacher brought drugs and got fired the next day. There were a group of kids from 2014 to 2018 called the Jotos. Honestly, no one know what happened to them. In fifth grade, they all got a class together, poor Ms Daniel. A sub molested two girls in 2017 and these two kids lit the dry ass grass on fire with some glasses and blamed it on a kid by putting a lighter in his backpack. Everyone there loses their innocence by third grade.
Haha yeah I went to sandy Searles miller elementary school...” “omg were the Jotos there?” “You should be more worries about the long ass name.”