Send for me

If you want a person to come visit you out of town, across town, or to an event, and that person replies “send for me,” they are basically saying pay for their way to go.

Him: Come visit me in Paris it’s lovely out here.

Her: Send for me.

Send for me by UpTowm August 20, 2020

send for me

a slightly outdated phrase that is quickly making a comeback by those who feel important enough to require personalised invitations to attend menial events within their day.

Send for me when my breakfast of yoghurt and muesli is ready

send for me by anon987654321 May 16, 2019

wash me and send for a priest 

An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.

'The stupid bastard forgot he should be at work today? Wash me and send for a priest!'

wash me and send for a priest by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated 

Well it is what it is

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated. It makes me hard

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated by Anonymous bever January 19, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022