"Send-A-Nude Day: Something straight white boys send to their prospective 'chick' to try and get sympathy nudes. Commonly sent to multiple at a time to try and get as many nudes as possible. TL;DR it's fucking cuck time."
April 20th. On this day, you send a nude to the person you trust. Whether it brightens their day and/or sparks some intimate emotions, your nude will be greatly appreciated by the person of your choosing.
National Send A Nude Day: A day where you send a picture of yourself showing you naked exposing your most private parts to the person you trust the most
*sends nude to boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Baby, you are literally the person of my dreams and nothing makes me happier than knowing I’m worthy of your spectacular nudes.
*sends nude to girlfriend*
April 19th - A holiday fabricated by gamma males who have no potential of ever seeing a female friend/acquaintance/crush nude other than to denigrate society at large into celebrating vapidity and loveless intimacy.
Gamma male: "It's National Send a Nude Day!"
Gamma male: *furiously wacks off on a potted plant*
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.