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The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.
"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."
by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017
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Jul 11 Word of the Day
selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
by Bethinslope May 11, 2020
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