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Secondhand Vagina

An extremely stretched out cunt, usually the result of too much fisting or large cocks.
I tried having sex with some slut I met at a bar last night but after sticking my cock in her there was too much space and I couldn't cum because she had a secondhand vagina.

Secondhand Vagina

1) A vagina that is no longer tight like it used to be.

2) A vagina that looks so big and ugly it is a monstrosity and looks as though it may have the ability to eat a penis if one should go in there.

A Secondhand Vagina is very different than a Poonyatang and is therefore an exact opposite.
Every man in his quest for good sex is looking for a Poonyatang but sometimes has to settle for a Secondhand Vagina instead.

Secondhand Vagina

When someone eats out a girl and then proceeds to do something with their mouth (Ex: kissing you) so you also get the vagina in your mouth.
Jake just ate out that girl and then you let him have a sip of your drink? Enjoy that secondhand vagina!

Secondhand Vagina

When someone eats out a girl and then proceeds to do something with their mouth (Ex: kissing you) so you also get the vagina in your mouth.
Jake just ate out that girl and then you let him have a sip of your drink? Enjoy that secondhand vagina!
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026