secks muffin Share definition Flag Noun1. a pimp that bakes Noun2. a ghetto baker that gets chicks Verb3. a prostitute that toasts bread "Omg, the guy named J-Rick that works in the doughnut shop on garvey is a secks muffin." secks muffin by J-Rick Lu July 22, 2006 Get the secks muffin mug.