season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.

CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.

season's greedings by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011

season's greetings 

Something you say when you want to indicate you've farted

John: Season's greetings guys!
Everyone else: fuck you John

season's greetings by Fartso October 23, 2007

Season's Greason's 

An winter event in which large yeti-like creatures are attacked by small sasquatch-like creatures. It makes beautiful scenery for a holiday photo.

Person 1: Season's Greason's!
Person 2: Really? Let me get my phone, I need to take a picture.
Person 1: Please send it to me when you're done, I need something to text my family this year.

Season's Greason's by MetricButtTon January 19, 2024

It's almost harvesting season 

Mount and Blade - Warband Meme, born from a generic peasant voice when clicking on the map a group of them.

This and "I will drink from your skull" are 2 most popular memes from the game overused in the multiplayer by 11 years old players with naked bald troll characters or in Youtube troll videos.

Rob: So a group of 16 enemy villagers travelling to Sargoth, lets assault. - Clicks on the villagers group.
Villager: It's almost harvesting season.
Rob: Let us see how poor you are when i have taken all you have.

It's almost harvesting season by TheLordDSK October 4, 2017

It's been a long season without rain. 

Haven't had any sex this year.

She was ugly, but I was drunk and It's been a long season without rain.

It's been a long season without rain. by Phauck-Q Dude May 15, 2016

there’s always next season 

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.

Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

there’s always next season by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. by Hym Iam September 22, 2023