schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019

Cock Sealant 

The stuff that comes out of your dick the first time you cum

Antn3e lathered up a piece of toast with his cock sealant and fed it to ryan.

Cock Sealant by FTWW September 17, 2023

Sealand

The Principality of Sealand is an independent nation. It lies seven miles off the coast of England, east of the port of Felixstowe.

It started life as a military installation in the North Sea, operated by Britain's Royal Navy, and termed "HM Fort Roughs". In 1967, Major 'Paddy' Roy Bates moved onto the abandoned installation and declared its independence as the Principality of Sealand, himself becoming Prince Roy of Sealand.

In 1968, a British court ruled that Sealand was not part of the UK - Britain had no jurisdiction there.

A team of German and Dutch mercenaries stormed Sealand in 1978, but Prince Roy was able to retake the fort.

Prince Roy passed away in 2012, having previously designated his son Michael as his successor. He became Prince Michael of Sealand on 9 November 2012.

Sealand has recently formed a national football team which competes at international level (the highlight being two 2-1 wins over Alderney), and hosts a fledgling data haven company called HavenCo.

A lot of people got to know Sealand through Hetalia, but it's a fascinating nation even without the Hetalia connection.

Don't expect to see Sealand in the World Cup any time soon - their national football team's not allowed in FIFA.

Sealand by Lord of Sealand August 25, 2013

Sealand

A real country. Also a literal rock. Not to be confused with Seaworld.

Person A: I'm visiting Sealand next month!
Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.

Sealand by eggwastaken March 7, 2020

Sealand

An awesome micro nation near England. The most awesome place in the world. Germany and UK's daughter, who's boss of the Awesome Family Mafia. NOT SEAWORLD!

Sealand is a pimp, dude.

Sealand by PrincipalityofSealand July 25, 2010

Izzy Salant 

An awesome guy who is misunderstood. He's always there for you and likes everyone who likes him. He falls in love quickly but even in the face of rejection he still manages to maintain a great frienship. People who don't really know him find him annoying but really, he's pretty chill.

"Dude, Izzy Salant is actually pretty chill outside of school"

Izzy Salant by No one will know November 10, 2012

Sealandball 

(This definition is not about a word you can use in everyday use. A Sealandball is a character a user may adopt to be as, and is only that.)

A Sealandball is a countryball whose identity is the independent micronation of Sealand.

A Sealandball mustn't be confused with the countryball of Trinidad and Tobago, whose flags are similar, but are entirely different entities. Sealand's flag follows as Red, White, Black (left to right); Trinidad's follows Red, White, Black, White, Red.

A Sealandball wouldn't go into the classification of countryball, as it is a micronationball, or be differentiated to become a userball. But for the sake of simplification, it is a "countryball" - a political entity represented by a ball with two eyes.

To use, have, or be a Sealandball means you are well-versed enough in geopolitics to know about it, and for that, I applaud you.

"Which countryball will you represent?"
"I will represent Sealandball!"
"Oh, obscure!"

Sealandball by NotBalticc November 30, 2022