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Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit 

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.
I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

Dangling Seabiscuit 

When your penis drops down after emerging from a vagina or other crevasse after you go to town on her (or him if you're into that).

The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.
"I pummeled her so hard that my dangling seabiscuit lasted over 30 minutes."

"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."

Pee like sea biscuit 

There was a famous race horse named sea biscuit.

Race horses are famous for peeing 6 gallons per second.

So peeing like sea biscuit basically means you’re peeing every second and peeing a ton every time.
Coffee makes me pee like sea biscuit.

foaming seabiscuit 

A vagina. Usually one that is quite moist, produces thick white matter and has quite a salty flavor.
By fucking Angie for almost three hours, Rob turned her once thin and delicate quim into a foaming seabiscuit.
foaming seabiscuit by Fav December 1, 2006

sea biscuit 

An ugly member of one's "stable" of hoes. Usually, the sea biscuit can fuck pretty well but isn't very nice to look at.
Person A: Where you goin dawg? Gonna bang yo shawty?

Person B: Nah kid. She's on the rag. I'm off to tag this sea biscuit.
sea biscuit by penumbra July 14, 2006

Hung like Sea Biscuit 

Rare specimen of trouser snake on those whose ancestors migrated from Eastern Asia.