sea cricket

A person who askes a stupid or retarded question.

Teacher: the project is due next Tuesday.

Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.

Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!

by Yungbasedtrapgod March 4, 2016

Sea cricket

A girl who loves going on your boat and will fuck all your friends

This sea cricket fucked my buddy instead of me on my boat

by Daaaa yahht August 18, 2021