Over sea's rule 

If someone who is in a relationship goes "over sea" it is okay for them to then have sex with another person and it is not classed as adultry (cheating)

Your in a relationship, your partner goes abroad. She has sex with someone, this is not classed as cheating. This is called the Over sea's rule.

Ps. Personally i dont agree with this.

Over sea's rule by Abdul Mohammad March 29, 2009

Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC 

At sea a problem can accelerate into a crisis at a rate proportional to the conditions

An example of Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.

You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.

And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC by Angus Beare December 15, 2008

Sea story

Noun:

1) a nautical version of an urban legend, simmular to a fairy tale. There are two differences between a Sea Story and a fairy tale:

a) a fairy tale usually begins with "Once upon a time..." where a sea story invariably in introduced with (sic) "This ain't no shit..."

b) a fairy tale ends with the words "...and they lived happily ever afterwards" whereas a sea story will always conclude "...and things have been f*cked up ever since! "

in all other respects a Sea story and a fairy tale are exactly the same.

2) any bullshit stories passed on by seafarers, longshoremen and other nautical workers; usually focusing on conditions at sea or sexual exploits, fighting and drunkenness ashore.

Lars told the green deckhand a sea story about how he jumped ship in Hong Kong and fought off the entire shore patrol with his left arm in a sling.

Sea story by Warpig2000 January 31, 2006

purple sea sloth 

A sloth that is purple, from the sea 🥰💜

Oh it’s a purple sea sloth

purple sea sloth by SERPS-Sorrow August 1, 2020

Sea-sick Cuban 

Taking the tobacco out of a cuban cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

You can smoke a philly if you want but I prefer a sea-sick Cuban.

Sea-sick Cuban by Charlie T. August 28, 2009

sea skank 

a skank of the sea used for girls that live by the beach and have intercourse on the sand or in those nasty beach bathrooms

martin luther king: look at them bikini girls over on the south beach!
george washington: those are nothing but sea skank

sea skank by locust554 November 16, 2006

Dead Sea Syndrome 

1) A one-sided relationship.

2) A situation between two individuals where one is always the giver and the other is always the taker.

3) The act of an exploiter or parasite

Taken from the Dead Sea in the Middle East in that waters flow into it, but nothing flows out. (i.e. it takes but never gives back)

I was a good friend to Adora but she was never one to me. She freely took from me but never gave back. It was your textbook Dead Sea Syndrome.

Dead Sea Syndrome by Deus-ex-machina September 26, 2023