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scuurf

The sound made by a smoker to indicate smoke time, normally yelled and accompanied by a jerky hip motion followed by an exit to the nearest smoking area
She yelled "scuurf" to see who else wanted a smoke break
by Sarlissa January 13, 2021
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scurf

1. most commonly used in south western pennsylvannia to describe a person who is dirty and smelly.

2. a gross smelly disease fish get.
"OMG did you see that dustin kid he is so greasy and he's worn that shirt every day this week WHAT A SCURF!"
by softball_lover#10 April 1, 2009
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Scurfball

A Scurfball is defined as a person who hasn't washed their hair in weeks, smokes 2 packs of cigarettes daily, has missing teeth and drinks two 12 packs of beer a day. Every other word is "fuck this" and "fuck that" and their breath smells like the inside of an asshole. A Scurfball consumes large quantities of McDonalds food and does not brush their teeth ever. They have large beer guts and are most likely hardcore Nascar fans.
"Bertha, when are them-there fucking cheese fries gonna be fucking done?! I've been waiting for those motha fuckers for an hour, bitch! My beers running out, my cigs are runnin’ low and I can't be waitin' around any fuckin' longer. I've got some Nascar to be watchin!"....."Harry, you and your fucking Nascar! Why don't you go take a shower and wash that dirty fucking hair, you dumb fucking scurfball!
by cheezy macaroni June 1, 2011
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scurfy scramble

a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.

the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?

>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
by elemental May 7, 2005
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Scurf

An awesome dog that isn’t bothered when he/she has a hair out of place, loves a sick day in bed, and doesn’t miss an opportunity to stick his/her head out the car window. Gotta get that hair out of place, obviously.
My Shih Tzu/Lhasa Apso is a total scurf.
by JLPB February 12, 2020
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scurf

The real definition of a scurf is someone who farts in the bathtub and smells the bubbles when they rise and burst. Or a verb ti describe the action.
Man, that guy is a real scurf!
I was scurfing as I was bathing last night.
by Jump the shark February 23, 2009
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scurfuffle

When a cat and a squirrel get into a fight.
"Did you hear that scurfuffle last night? I thought your cat was going to get his ass handed to him by that squirrel!"
by redmeat420 April 9, 2009
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