scummy bear 

A person who was so drunk off their ass the night before, that their face resembles a wild bear.
see scummy

The morning after getting drunk with his friends, Jimmy fled to the woods to start his new life as a scummy bear.

scummy bear by MikeG August 25, 2005

scummy bear 

A Greek delicacy, the scummy bear is a gummy bear that has previously been inserted into a hairy mans dirty asshole

Jimmy fell asleep first so we fed him a scummy bear

scummy bear by El Coochie Man October 2, 2020

Scummy Bears

A variation of the popular 'Gummy Bear' sweets.
Scummy Bears are usually covered in fluff/dust/dirt after having been dropped on the floor or left in a pocket for a few weeks/months etc

A Gummy Bear sweet that is found by surprise down the side of the sofa/under the bed etc generally inedible except to those strange few who claim the mould adds to the flavour...

Boy: Would you like a gummy bear?

Girl: Yeah, thanks... Hey! this is a scummy bear! it's covered in fluff and missing an ear!!

Boy: ...I found it on the floor


TV Advertisement: 'Scummy Bears! Now with 25% more fluff!'

Scummy Bears by BekkaBecca! March 27, 2009

Scummybear 

A scumbag; roach bum type of person with no moral nor self respect.

Hey you Know kenny ? Kenny is the biggest scummybear I have ever met in my life.

Scummybear by Bestfromthewest January 28, 2025