Guy 1: Dude I was at this party last night and that dumb bitch Chandal was so drunk she let me sukkake all over her!
Guy 2: No wonder she smelt like shit today!!!
It's like bukkake but with 80% more chance of drowning. Fetishists globally come, no pun intended, to bask in its glory.
<times> is it just me or is a post peanut binge shit really erotic in the way that the half masticated peanuts scratch the inside of your anus and your sphincter as they get shat out?
<BeAsTaH> my cock couldn't be harder right now...
<times> is it throbbing too?
<BeAsTaH> I can't even pinch the head it's so swollen.
* times spills his seed
<times> onan would be proud
* nofear grabs it
* BeAsTaH snorts it like cocaine <times> true slukkake state achieved!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.