scrumdiddlyliumpkin

while receiving a blumpkin; you ejaculate onto your steamy snicker bar while it’s still floating in the toilet (most effective when turd is very large and girthy) and then pick the thing up and feed it to her like a glazed chocolate cruller donut

Wife: What did you want for dinner tonight honey?
Husband: I don’t know bitch, how about I serve you up a scrumdiddlyliumpkin and then you make me a sandwich
Wife: wow, my favorite, sounds great!

by imnotreallysorryaboutit February 3, 2021

scrumdiddlyblumpkin

A blumpkin that is performed whilst one or both of the participants is/are role playing as Willy Wonka characters, most notably Oompa Loompas.

Guy 1: Dude did you hit that last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she totally gave me a scrumdiddlyblumpkin. But now my dick is starting to swell up like a blueberry, and there's orange body paint all over my toilet.

Guy 1: Damn...

by Pat did it July 13, 2009