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scrumdiddlyliumpkin

while receiving a blumpkin; you ejaculate onto your steamy snicker bar while it’s still floating in the toilet (most effective when turd is very large and girthy) and then pick the thing up and feed it to her like a glazed chocolate cruller donut

Wife: What did you want for dinner tonight honey?
Husband: I don’t know bitch, how about I serve you up a scrumdiddlyliumpkin and then you make me a sandwich
Wife: wow, my favorite, sounds great!

by imnotreallysorryaboutit February 3, 2021