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scrotem pole 

dong, dick, willy, johnson, cock, tallywacker.....
this word can be added onto "lick my", "suck my", "fondle my", or anything you can think of for delivery.
your mom felt the wrath of my scrotem pole lastnight...
twice!
scrotem pole by Benerd December 28, 2005
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scrotem pole 

noun
Word derived from totem pole, meaning the pole associiated with the scrotum, the penis. Can also be used as an insult.
Man, youre such a buck futting scrotem pole that pokes smot thats its nucking futs.
scrotem pole by ahhduhh June 16, 2004

Scrotum Pole 

When four or more guys place their ball bags on top of one another's thus making a totem pole of male genitalia.
Steve Layz and the other guys from the local soup kitchen proudly dogpiled their hairy meatballs on top of each other. "we did it!" explained Layz "we've created a monumental Scrotum Pole, congratulations, now lets fuck like maniacs"
Scrotum Pole by Hatesmear Creepshow September 6, 2013

Scrotom Pole 

When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.
guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"

guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"

guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"

guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."
Scrotom Pole by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010

Scrotum Pole 

penis, cock, anything phallic, penile
boys have scrotum poles and girls have vaginas
Scrotum Pole by FreaKnFurter November 16, 2005

Scrotum Pole 

Remarkably tall man with a persnality of a ball sack
That unusually lanky chap over there just clobbered that old lady over the loaf of bread with her own hand bag! What a Scrotum Pole
Scrotum Pole by Mace419 January 22, 2011

scrotum pole 

In the rare event of one or more males forming a makeshift "totem pole" by sitting on eachnother's shoulders it can be described as a scrotum pole.
Joe couldn't see at the concert last night - he ended up riding one of his friend's shoulders in a veritable scrotum pole.
scrotum pole by Viifog June 4, 2007
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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