scrittums 

Something that baffles you.

"He hit 'em with the scrittums"!

scrittums by anonymous February 9, 2022

scrotumscribe 

to scribe a scrotum, or in other words, draw a circle around a scrotum.

Lance armstrong balls would be scrotumscribed, it is obvious he has a halo around his balls.

scrotumscribe by spaidaknigga November 30, 2007

Slapping scrotums 

When a man inserts his penis into the rectum of another gentleman, the two scrotums (scrota?) come into contact. As the intercourse intensifies, the scrotums will make a distinctive slapping sound. Umm, at least that's what I've heard. I read about it once, honestly.

Buck: So are you and Carl dating or what?
Ned: Nah, we just slapped scrotums a few times.

Slapping scrotums by Trevor Alexander July 27, 2004

scrotums 

A way to describe a flasher flashing his testicles at you.

I know officer it was strange. That crazy old man was flashing his scrotums at me.

scrotums by Alex Rosenstock May 7, 2008

flying scrotums

during rare and unusual pubatory activity, the testicles and the scrotum sack detach and shoot twoards neptune, thus being called in the medical profession, F.S.S. (Flying Scrotum Syndrome)

Also a popular Christian rock band

I was on a walk and balls detached, and flew away, and I said hey, that's one high flying scrotum.

flying scrotums by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003

Buns N' Scrotums 

Name for "Guns N' Roses" meant to degrade them for being a bunch of hair metal faggots.

See "Buttley Screw" (Motley Crue)

See also "Bon Jovi Butt Jammer"

Hey it's Mtv's "Ass-banger's Ball"

pffft....bunch of Iron Maidens!!

Buns N' Scrotums by Suicidal Tendencies November 29, 2004

Ginormous Scrotums 

This is a clan with signs of coolness and intelligence. Most are part of the movement, a group that honors the greatest creations of all time (by this we mean white people). As some are opposed to all these people and what they stand for, others are fascinated and left humbled at their presence. The opposition may be cantankerous and nonconformists, but they know that the giant scrotums always prosper.

When the ginormous scrotums came into town, people were mesmorized and fell to their knees.

Many people were upset with the work of the ginormous scrotums.

The ginormous scrotums are taking over the world with their movement.

Ginormous Scrotums by Cutabashindabacuta April 4, 2010