script monkey 

A disparaging term for a psychiatrist who dispenses pharmaceutical scripts like a trained monkey.

We need another script monkey here at the prison, somebody who can quickly move ‘em in and out on a production line.

script monkey by Dr Bunnygirl April 11, 2019

script monkey 

Customer Service Rep who flops like a flounder once the caller's questions go off-script.

That script monkey forwarded me to a menu and I ended up back with him. He then proceeded to follow the same script and tried to forward me again.

script monkey by Bob Tenaglio December 31, 2006

Script Monkey 

A term used when describing the employees of an outsourced initiative. Usually found in a level 1 IT service environment or with a call center, they are comprised of foreign representatives who have taken English as a second language. They can not process requests without sticking 100% to a script as they can not think on their own.

I called to book a flight on Delta and the Script Monkey couldn't answer my question since it wasn't something normally asked.

I called Dell for help with my laptop return. I explained to the rep I already completed all troubleshooting and the script monkey said we need to complete all their steps of they will not help me.

Script Monkey by Mr. Dot February 4, 2010

script monkey 

A computer user who uses low level languages like HTML and Javascript almost exclusively, and fears things like .NET, object oriented programming, and working with a team. Often in web design, or their mom's basement. Related to script kiddies, but usually less mischievious.

Now that I showed Jimmy the javascript alert command, he thinks he's a fucking script monkey.

script monkey by Blavatsky January 7, 2005