screaming shits 

another word for butt mud, or diarriha, either way, it is sick as hell

dude, i ate at that mexican place a week ago, jesus i still have the screaming shits

screaming shits by sam r i April 12, 2005

screaming shits 

When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.

When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.

screaming shits by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019

Screaming shits 

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.

The BBQ sandwich gave me the screaming shits.

Screaming shits by $&@/ September 25, 2021

Screaming shits from hell 

When you eat McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Chinese Food all in one day and the end product is The Screaming shits from hell

Dude I got the screaming shits from hell last night

Screaming shits from hell by Channman March 5, 2017

The Screaming shits 

To have diarrhoea or loose stools

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.

The Screaming shits by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

screaming whistle shits 

Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.

I’m scared to be too far from a toilet ; I’ve got the screaming whistle shits.

screaming whistle shits by Gargle McBalls. August 24, 2023

Screamin Shits 

when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.

I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.

Screamin Shits by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006