maximizing in being slim and scrawny, usually to attract emo girls or cut down on monthly spending to afford lifestyle
not to be confused with anorexia, scrawnmaxxers feast off of the flesh of their victims such as roadkill or straight up eating cows when the farmer isn't looking during feasts.
Only a handful are known to have perfectioned the art of scrawnmaxxing.
not to be confused with anorexia, scrawnmaxxers feast off of the flesh of their victims such as roadkill or straight up eating cows when the farmer isn't looking during feasts.
Only a handful are known to have perfectioned the art of scrawnmaxxing.
Chubbles the 3rd: Hey baby wanna go out and eat somethin?
Slim Jim: kick a rock you bowling ball can't you see i'm scrawnmaxxing
Chubbles the 3rd: I am so bewildered right now, what the fuck is scrawnmaxxing?
Slim Jim: I don't need to explain, you're so dense you bend light and I don't think you'll understand it, you rotund specimen.
Chubbles the 3rd: I guess that's it, I'm taking my fat to hell. You jerk! I always knew you were a fake friend!
Slim Jim: kick a rock you bowling ball can't you see i'm scrawnmaxxing
Chubbles the 3rd: I am so bewildered right now, what the fuck is scrawnmaxxing?
Slim Jim: I don't need to explain, you're so dense you bend light and I don't think you'll understand it, you rotund specimen.
Chubbles the 3rd: I guess that's it, I'm taking my fat to hell. You jerk! I always knew you were a fake friend!
by Oliv3 May 7, 2024
Get the scrawnmaxxingmug.