scrantonite

A derogatory term used to describe someone from Scranton

Look at this Scrantonite. Crackhead lookin' fool. The Office lovin' ass.

by SteamedPickles September 22, 2020

strattonites

The most ruthless and ambitious closers known to man. The word “strattonite” stems from Jordan Belfort’s very own Stratton Oakmont. Strattonites is used to describe the brokers and traders of Stratton Oakmont.

“I’m not leaving, my Strattonites! The show goes on!”

by The Wolf of Stratton Oakmont November 1, 2020

scraponite

the stone of choice for men who want to prove their love for their woman, but can't afford a real diamond.

Baby, please accept this scraponite ring as a visible sign of my love for you.

by Rudy Benco Jr November 4, 2003

Scriptonite

A script that is slowly killing you because it's difficult to make work or keeps failing.

I've been working on this script for months and it's become my scriptonite.

by Jim Phoenix May 21, 2025