scrambL'D 

CRAZY AS HELL, sum1 datz got 2minny thangz goin on up
stairz (N tha Brain) @ 1time.

Convo'z (conversation) kool, but out tha blue they take a
left turn on'ya. Yeah man U check that gameout, yeah it was strate, I went 2 tha sto (store) yesta'day an jesus told me 2 steal sumthan. Ain't got SHITT 2do w/ tha ball game @ all!!! Gone.............scrambL'd

scrambL'D by Throwback August 2, 2007

National Scramble Day 

When your in a pickle send a dick pic and scramble (sending a dick pic and blocking the person)

"hey what happened with you and that girl you were texting"
"well its national scramble day so i had to send a dick pic and block her"

National Scramble Day by the counil November 30, 2019

degenerate junkie scramble 

A last minute effort to cover at lest the risk amount of what looks to be a losing bet. When a single or series junkie parlay bets don't look like they're going to pay out, a gambler does degenerate junkie scramble. This involves frantically betting on late night sporting events without conducting any substantial research at all.

degenerate gambler A: why is the account balance so low?
degenerate gambler B: I did a degenerate junkie scramble last night to try and secure some type of profit for us, but all were unsuccessful

degenerate junkie scramble by dmbx7 July 2, 2008

dennys dirty scramble 

After leaving the titty bar you stop at Dennys have breakfast and end up taking home the waitress for some doggy style sex and you barf up your eggs on her ass.

Troy told me that he had a dennys dirty scramble saturday night.

dennys dirty scramble by Budzio November 5, 2008

favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.

I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.

favorable-desk scramble by QuacksO August 25, 2018