Any sentence, fragment or single word (real or not) that is needlessly loquacious, bombastically magniloquent, or just generally verbose for the sole purpose of scoring big points in some pretend game of Scrabble.
Also the act of enjoying (too much) the partaking of, creating or perpetuating the of such a phrase.
Larry: "please exculpate me whence I soliloquize"
Joanne: "omg scrabblegasm!"
(n.) The highly pleasurable sensation of slowly and delicately peeling off a tenderripe scabling, and then repeatedly picking it off again with every scabic regrowth, much to your sensual delight.
When that place I pick on my scalp gets nice, dank n crusty, I'm gonnalight some scented candles, turn on some Sade, and have me a scabgasm.
The religion of playing scrabble at least once a week with strict dogma.
1)Black market trading is allowed.
2)Teamwork is mandatory.
3)Claiming a spot is legitimate and any person persecuting a claimer shall be persecuted.
4)A person with the initial H shall not preceed a person with the initial I.
5)A person with the initial I must start with all vowels.
6) A person with the initial I cannot do slides (7 letter word).
Isaac, Michelle, Hong and Yang follow Scrabblism. They're reefy scrabblitians.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)