scorpo

a gopnik youtuber that is a great meme maker

can you ask scorpo to make a meme

by loyal companion maik June 20, 2019

scorpo

its a great youtuber and also he would make a great friend also a great gopnik

yo isn't that the memetuber scorpo

by loyal companion maik June 20, 2019

scorpo slav union

A shitty fucking discord server that's ran by an egyptian nigger and a mexican as its co-host, because there's no way that nigger could withstand those ooga fuckin boogas alone, amirite?

James : "Hey do you know that discord server called Scorpo Slav Union?"

Matthias : "What, I've never heard of such a place, what's in it?"

James : "Niggers who thinks they're Celtic and American Slavaboos"

Matthias : "Well, nevermind asking!"

Hitler's cocksucker 1 : "Hey #reich-posting is back I wonder where did its founder go"

Hitler's cocksucker 2 : "Yeah it's got revived, and who you are referring to? Eth? "

Hitler's cocksucker 1 : "Yeah, him where did he go"

Hilter's cocksucker 2 : "He's gone, at least he's on a better place right now"

Hitler's cocksucker 1 : "Ah yes, may Hitler and Himmler bless his very pure soul, ameen"

Hitler's cocksucker 2 : "Ameen to that!"

by Durkheimus / Mr.Eth May 20, 2020

Scopolamine

Scopolamine is a drug extracted from certain flowers that can cause memory loss and confusion and sleepiness and can leave a person more passive and suggestible and reduces or cancels willpower, like hypnosis. Sometimes used by criminals alone or combined with a scam to end up stealing your money. Scopolamine is also known as devil's breath and burundanga. Scopolamine reduces or wipes out memory. The criminal blows burundanga dust in your face while you're not looking, or slips it into drinks or food, and depending on how much you took, you could end up falling for scams easier, or being a suggestive zombie, or even passing out. The antidote is arecoline hydrobromide (Arecoline HBr, Arcofuel, Arecoline), a willpower enhancing drug which enhances memory and focus and gives you energy. Scopolamine stops choline and acetylcholine from working correctly. Scopolamine is also used in small doses for motion sickness, but other medications can be used. Scopolamine can leave you in a trance-like state or even leave you unconscious temporarily.

Criminal: Sir, wait up! Can you help me.
Tyler: What?

Criminal: *Blows scopolamine in Tyler's face.

Criminal: I'm your uncle.
Tyler: ok. You're my uncle.

Criminal: Give me your money.

Tyler: ok. *Hands over $60.

*Tyler walks home.

Tyler: *Scopolamine wears off.

Tyler: How did I end up here at home.

Josh (brother): Let's buy pizza.

Tyler: ok. *checks wallet.

Tyler: My wallet is empty and I don't remember how I got home. Only thing I remember is someone walking up to me.

Josh: Sounds like burundanga or Scopolamine. They hypnotized you. Arecoline hydrobromide, or ArcoFuel is the antidote and it makes you more energetic and have better memory. It's good as a pre-workout.

by CognitiveFuel January 16, 2023

Scorpion Lips

A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.

Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?

Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.

Bill: You're seventeen??

Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.

Bill. You're seventy??

Scorpion Lips: No!

by TheCreep1 March 8, 2011

Scorpio

Scorpios are kinda scary and intimidating when you first meet them but they are actually kind and caring once you become their friend and one of the best friends you will ever have. Scorpios are not the people that you want to be enemies with, if you aren’t their friends Scorpios don’t have any problems being a bitch and will literally destroy you. Scorpios will stick with you through hard times and be by your side whenever they can. Scorpios like to hide their problems and pretend to be ok but a lot of the time they are upset about something, they will never worry you with their struggles unless they trust you a lot. That makes them seem really secretive and they are, Scorpios will always hide your secrets and they have many secrets of their own. Eyes and bone structure are Scorpios best features. They are the cutest and prettiest signs but they have no idea and they will always deny it no matter what- along with crushes they won’t say anything about them and will never admit it. They tend to flirt with people they like without knowing that they are. Scorpios are loyal, trustworthy, and sweet. If you are good friends with a Scorpio you are extremely lucky and they will always be your comforting friend. They hold grudges but when it comes to people they care about they can’t stay mad and no matter if a Scorpio is mad at you or they are resting or at an event they will always be there for you when you need them.

Boy 1: wow she’s really cool and chill!!
Girl 1: yah she’s a Scorpio, she’s a great person.

by willow263782 July 13, 2018

Covered with Scorpions

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.

Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O

by ktbrister September 9, 2010