When something is totally and completely screwed up, originally applied to horrible spelling and grammar. Similar to FUBAR.
(original) This resume we just got is totally scooterpoohed. Listen to this ...
"Dear, Whom ever it may conceren
Is your company a friendly out going staff? As a proson that wonts to see your company succed .." etc etc.
(current) Man, my weekend was entirely scooterpoohed.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.