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schüt
Pronounced as "shoot," and also known as "babby's first shooting game," schüt refers to low-quality first person shooters, with the majority of these found on the Steam storefront. While the intention is grit and angst, the final result is usually a hilarious mess riddled with glitches, poor design choices, and voice acting that's too quiet to be audible (most likely because the developer's mom is in the next room over).
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Dwight Schrute
Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)
Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.
Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.
Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.
Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.
Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.
Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.
Dwight Schrute by +he realist. February 4, 2009
Schruted
Schruted by ChillJammyTheEpic April 17, 2019
Shuutbachs
A bachs in which you shuut.
This shuutbachs is dead.
Shuutbachs by Azureus September 16, 2012
howard schultz
The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.
Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City
Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.
Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.
howard schultz by Diiesel August 22, 2011
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute by leannthebadbish January 4, 2020