it works pretty fast and has a long battery but OH MY GOD THERES NOTHING ON THERE NO TWITTER NO INSTAGRAM NO YOUTUBE NO TWITCH AND NO URBAN DICTIONARY NOOOOOOO but yeah
the School Cromebook is a chunk of plastic that blocks anything fun.
Bob: Hey, Joe. Get a load of this piece of crap! Joe: types down "Coolmathgames.com" BLOCKED, Joe: Your not kidding, this School Cromebook is a piece of crap.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.