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schmucked  

to get hit by something or someone
he got schmucked by a car or he schmucked a tree
schmucked by josh kisul September 29, 2008
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Schmucked 

As a verb: to schmuck someone or to be schmucked; to shove someone by their face.

One of the most humiliating moves you can use in a confrontation and/or street fight.

Completely degrades the opponent because their face is being smothered as they are shoved. Shows complete disrespect without actually striking the opponent.
The guy was talking shit, I knew he was a bluffer and wouldn't make the first move, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool. He was humiliated.
Schmucked by NYGuido September 22, 2010

Schmucked 

As a verb: to schmuck someone; to shove someone by their face.
The guy was talking shit, I wanted to give him a chance, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool.
Schmucked by NYGuido September 19, 2010

Schmucked 

Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.
"That dude got schmucked AGAIN by that chick!"
Schmucked by Princs January 8, 2012

Schmucked 

Someone who has been fucked so hard they have turned into a skeleton or even into dust.
The Mummy IV: Schmucked To Death
Schmucked by Theschmucker March 19, 2017

Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.
Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot
Luke, you're a schmuck!
Schmuck by SchmuckCentral February 4, 2019
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