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Schmitzled
The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.
Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!
"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"
"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"
Schmitzled by TressaRocks January 1, 2012
schmitzle-schmazle
doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall
Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel
**see also mohel bohel
Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel
**see also mohel bohel
That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!
"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
schmitzle-schmazle by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006
Schmizzled
(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.
- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.
- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.
Schmizzled by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010
Schmizzle
The act of wearing long knee high socks with bright colors. To Schmizzle, one must act like their dear friend, Smeall. To achieve the full effects of getting Schmizzle, one must put their hair in pig tails and bat their eye lashes to get what they want.
Much like the act of getting Xyphie, but much more sophisticated!
Much like the act of getting Xyphie, but much more sophisticated!
"Let get Shmizzle!"
"Again! Yeah! I love putting my hair in pig tails, pulling up my crazy socks and batting my eye lashes to get what I want from men!"
"Don't forget you have to be super friendly too!"
"Yeah, like when we get Xyphie!"
"Man, I better grab my sticky notes to remember all these steps for getting Schmizzle!"
"Again! Yeah! I love putting my hair in pig tails, pulling up my crazy socks and batting my eye lashes to get what I want from men!"
"Don't forget you have to be super friendly too!"
"Yeah, like when we get Xyphie!"
"Man, I better grab my sticky notes to remember all these steps for getting Schmizzle!"
Schmizzle by Sarah Jane Schauer June 6, 2008
Schmizzed
Henry: yo Paul I so fucking schmizzed last night I don’t even remember it
Paul: oh trust me I know ;)
Paul: oh trust me I know ;)