Schlort

Like a Schlong, but shorter.

We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!

by Brobacca April 26, 2011

Schlort

Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.

That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.

by iron mike 27 January 29, 2016

Schlort

An extremely weak version of the work schlong.

The man put his schlort in the shredder, but it was not big enough to fit.

by Guppy-Goose Rex September 14, 2017

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 14, 2014

Schlort

Ano older guy who tries to he cool by inventing words.

"I swear druisdt is a word!!! " "Dude don't be a schlort."

by Draconigenae May 21, 2016