Schrödinger's Schlong
If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time
Schrödinger's Schlong by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018
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Schrodinger's Schlong
Schrodinger's Schlong by Billy November 1, 2019
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Schlong Slamming
"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."
"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"
"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"
Schlong Slamming by GFoyle June 11, 2013
Schlong Servant
Is a term used to describe a dedicated individual, also at times called a servant, when it comes to all things that encompass the schlong.
I was absolutely obliterating Jenny when she had multiple orgasms and tapped out. Most girls would call it a night, but not my Schlong Servant Jenny. Jen grabbed ahold of my Esophagus Annihilater and got me to the promise land. That is some Dong dedication!
Schlong Servant by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
Schling schlong
Schling schlong by Schlonganator January 13, 2018
Schlong shitting
When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.
Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
Schlong shitting by Schlongass April 29, 2021
schlong-schlapped
schlong-schlapped by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007
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