schlonged

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

by Calypso121 December 24, 2015

Schlong

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Stop fiddling with your schlong Jimmy, put it back in ur pants.

by Andrewsky March 7, 2003

by demhatz December 23, 2015

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning

(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.

by kennclie December 30, 2016

1. 1960s: from Yiddish shlang, from Middle High German slange ‘snake’

2. A man's penis

by And. July 19, 2018

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.

John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.

by Aw yeah February 22, 2005

a large penis.
comes from the german term schlange
which means serpant ;)

by OLIVEEEEE March 19, 2007