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A sassy red-haired firecracker with a big appetite for pasta which probably creates the fine-ass booty a Schlizz rocks. Personable, loving, and kind, a Schlizz will always want to know what is going on with your life, how you are doing, what you are doing... and then diagnose you with a psychological disorder. Keep a Schlizz around and you'll never frown.
Dude, Schlizz totally helped me last night! I didn't know I had OCD!
Schlizz by urmamaaa October 21, 2010
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A slang term for oral sex AKA head, top, knobber.
“She just gave me schlizz and it was totally a glizzy vibe!”
Schlizz by pigfrombarnyard September 24, 2023
Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.
I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.
schmizzed by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

Schnizzie 

Schnizzie is an all natural, fruit infused, sparkling vodka cocktail. It’s made with premium vodka, sweetened with light agave nectar and carbonated for that sparkling taste.
I'm drinking Schnizzie!
Schnizzie by NYCgirl13 June 10, 2013

schlitzkrieg

n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.

A whirlwind drinking binge.

Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.
"TGIF-- time for a schlitzkrieg."
SCLIZ-ZY (n) -
a) Cadillac Escalade
b) A blinged-out Escalade popular with entertainment and sports figures
c) Pairs well with Superbowl rings and/or grillz
"Yo, the back seat of my Sclizzy is big enough for two bitches AND yo mama to fit, nigga."
Sclizzy by Cheryl Garrrett September 15, 2009

schlitz shits 

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.
Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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