Alternative but incorrect spelling of slesh, which is to cover one's face in vomit when intoxicated and unknowingly wake up with vomit stains over your face. Most often associated with projectile vomiting while lying down.
"Get out of the way, Dave's about to schlesh himself."
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
Drug lord sells weed for a fiver he is worlds biggest drugger and will karate chop u if u try to steal his crack...
and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion