Alternative but incorrect spelling of slesh, which is to cover one's face in vomit when intoxicated and unknowingly wake up with vomit stains over your face. Most often associated with projectile vomiting while lying down.
by anonymous0618 March 26, 2009
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A BEAST of a man!
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020
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More used for curse word, but can be used to substitute anyword.
More used for curse word, but can be used to substitute anyword.
I schleswigged three times last night.
That game was schleswigging easy man!
What are you doing? "Schleswig"
I schleswiged your sister last night.
That game was schleswigging easy man!
What are you doing? "Schleswig"
I schleswiged your sister last night.
by Chief Green Leaf December 30, 2010
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Dominant male capable of extended and vigorous coitus.
Derived from Dragonslayer and the Germanic word "Schley" which means a rod.
reference note -"the little death", is a metaphor for orgasm.
Dominant male capable of extended and vigorous coitus.
Derived from Dragonslayer and the Germanic word "Schley" which means a rod.
reference note -"the little death", is a metaphor for orgasm.
The Vamp has fallen to the Schleyer this night.
Horny wenches seek the Schleyer and the fair virgins he happens upon shall have a short shelf life.
Horny wenches seek the Schleyer and the fair virgins he happens upon shall have a short shelf life.
by Scarrath November 22, 2009
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by MarkMack November 16, 2007
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and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion
and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion
by scoliossis September 20, 2020
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