A
game typically played during spring break where contestants attempt to collect the most "pounds" by adding the weights of all the girls they'
ve successfully laid during the allotted
time.
Notes:
-Approval of approximate weight of girl is required by at least one other contestant.
-No, playing just the tip does not count.
-No matter how many times you
shag the same girl, her weight is only added once.
Strategies include:
Delusional:
The narcissist who attempts to win the competition by hooking up with at least 35 anorexic models.
Note: To date, only one successful delusional campaign has been reported.
Dance of Desperation:
A very
awkward mating ritual performed with a colossal dance-floor-loving
female of the gravity-
happy variety. Recognized as the fastest way to climb up the leaderboard.
Warning: the high BAC required to pull the DoD off
may backfire without the aid of viagra. Also, NEVER EVER agree to be on
bottom.
Sams Club:
Lets just say that everything you buy there is simply bigger.
Rambo:
a rapidfire all out effort to take down anything you can whenever you can.
Vulture:
A shameless
player who takes down all the emotionally confused girls that have already been run through by other contestants. The best vultures pick up a lot of pounds (and possibly stds) with little effort.
Making the Fat lady sing:
When the points leader virtually guarantees his victory by O-facing the biggest of targets on the last night of competition.
