ScaryCongalines are the small pieces of shite tht hang from your arse pubes and dangle side to side wen you walk causeing a sort of conga dance in your pants. Usualy Happens When u forget to wipe or are in a hurry after dooing a nice crusty steaming shite.
George-"Oh No"
Frank-"Whats Up George, Do u have ants in your pants?"
George-"No A Have ScaryCongalines Forgot To Wipe"
Lurks every night asking who’s out and name and shames Dan for being out later than him and doing more drugs than him. Also makes his own music and music videos.
Batman of Scarybone: ‘Oi who’s lurking at this time’
Dan Leese: ‘Not me’
Batman of Scarybone: ‘Dan Leese this is a name and shame. I’ve been out later than you and taken more drugs than you.’
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.