scarmont 

The act of placing a spoon over the head of the penis (so the handle runs along the top), and having vaginal intercourse. The spoon is supposed to add to the experience

I performed scarmont on your sister!

scarmont by rootsney September 7, 2008

Scarmonfuncul 

It`s what you say when something so shocking that you don`t know to respond with, in other words baffled. This can be used in good and bad situations.

Bob-"Is that a unicorn?"
Jim-"Yeah!"
Bob-"Um... well... Scarmonfuncul!"

Scarmonfuncul by wopi October 28, 2010

sharmont

an over-weight donkey .
you could refer to a person as being a 'sharmont'

wow, look at the ass on THAT sharmont !

sharmont by applesauce . October 21, 2009

scarmonzm 

@scarmomzm is a TIKTOK flop. They are a #bakabaddie who is weirdly obsessed with kou ☹️☹️

Do you know scarmonzm? The boy who hates kou? Yea I will sacrifice him.

scarmonzm by Hanako.ghost October 11, 2021