porn scare

The act of putting a scary image in the middle of a porn video so as to scare a guy and totally make them never watch porn again.

Dude I had this porn scare lasts night of this monster from Insidious and almost ripped my penis off!!

by you_don't_wanna_know October 10, 2013

bull scare

a very strong bluff

"you see the fake f**got, he aint sh*t ... he's just frontn' its nothing but a bull scare."

by Hipityhopitymtea May 24, 2003

Scare Wizard

(n.) An extrordinarily creepy old man who at first glace seems completely harmless, but minutes into a conversation it is easy to realize that he is whacked out of his gourd. Telltale signs include talking about past relationships which he would "break his kneecaps" to have back; talking about obscure areas of science that have to do with energy transfer and telling everything about a person by their microfacial movements; and especially speaking in a language that they have themselves made up and asking if you recognize what they are saying.

Holy shit, that fucking scare wizard would't stop talking about his garden where he grows human emotions in soil with mustard seeds, what a whackjob.

by Steve Jordan October 30, 2006

Scared Shrekless

The feeling of unrivalled pure horror and intense paralyzing fear.
This state can only be achieved by watching the horror film "Scared Shrekless" starring Shrek, hence the word.

Jimmy hasn't spoke for a month, I think he might be Scared Shrekless

by Alpha the Mii October 31, 2017

I'm Scared

Something a person may think to themself alone at night, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.

Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.

"I don't know what to do. I'm scared."

by possibly a human, possibly not April 26, 2019

shit scared

Scared to the point where you shit yourself. (Usually not meant literally.)

When that truck left the road, man I was shit scared!

by curryfan September 26, 2005

scaring the hoes

1. slang in the music community. this phrase is usually referred when someone plays music that is not appealing or "mainstream" in a sense.

2. the new JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown album that does what its name suggests: scaring the hoes.

+ "yo dawg pass the aux cord"
- "you better not play weird ass shit that ends up scaring the hoes"
+ *puts death grips on*
- "you ain't ever getting the aux cord again

by AquaNeutral April 1, 2023