scarecrow prostitute 

A women of the night who only caters to men who stand still for a long time on a pole.

Your girlfriend looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
thanks Y!a

scarecrow prostitute by Y!a addiction February 5, 2009

Scarecrow Prostitute 

One who looks likes like a deer caught in head lights who stuffs her bags with hay...then continues to show off the bags of hay and tease as others walk by. One who does not have a brain.

Whoa...look at that girl, she's so ugly she almost looks like a scarecrow prostitute.

Scarecrow Prostitute by Blair21500 February 5, 2009

Prostitute Scarecrow 

A female ragamuffin whose hair resembles straw in both texture and appearance. The prostitute scarecrow will stand on the side of old country roads and try to entice young farmers with her lumpy hay-filled dungarees and poorly applied makeup.

"Old man Crawford was enticed by the prostitute scarecrows' hay-filled bags"

Prostitute Scarecrow by PeachPie24 February 5, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022