scarecrow prostitute 

A women of the night who only caters to men who stand still for a long time on a pole.

Your girlfriend looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
thanks Y!a

scarecrow prostitute by Y!a addiction February 5, 2009

Scarecrow Prostitute 

One who looks likes like a deer caught in head lights who stuffs her bags with hay...then continues to show off the bags of hay and tease as others walk by. One who does not have a brain.

Whoa...look at that girl, she's so ugly she almost looks like a scarecrow prostitute.

Scarecrow Prostitute by Blair21500 February 5, 2009

Prostitute Scarecrow 

A female ragamuffin whose hair resembles straw in both texture and appearance. The prostitute scarecrow will stand on the side of old country roads and try to entice young farmers with her lumpy hay-filled dungarees and poorly applied makeup.

"Old man Crawford was enticed by the prostitute scarecrows' hay-filled bags"

Prostitute Scarecrow by PeachPie24 February 5, 2009