A female who partakes in shady/sneaky activities, involving such things as STD transfers, anal sex, long meaningless text messages, getting uncontrollably intoxicated at Chuckie Cheese's, unprovoked crying, calling people at 2:58 P.M., and the ever effective guilt trip.
Not to mention, being a hoe.
Robert: Dude...I have herpes, I just went to the doctor yesterday...
Girl: she was getting at my boyfriend and she was my "close" friend. this been going on for about a month and she was talking to me like she didnt do anything wrong !
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).