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Percent-Off Scams 

The act of scamming off people and giving them your money. Basically the new yanny vs. laurel.

Often used on the Angry Birds subreddit (r/angrybirds).

Even obama (yes, obama) has fell victim to this.
Often found when you search random stuff on google.
Percent-Off Scams are a type of online scam where you pay to give them money. That's all.
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SamSong is a creepy Chinese assassin who lives in the mystical land know as down under. He eats a lot and in approximately 20 years he will have eaten all the spicy chicken in the entire world. Not to be confused with SamSung TV's, he also hates the brand Sonny.
Ohhh Sh*t its SamSong hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo spicy chicken!
samsong by Daniel (see definiton) February 10, 2014
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Samskara 

Samskara is a concept that all beings have past impressions resulting from previous lives and/or experiences that judges or guides one’s present actions, shapes one’s personality, and directs one’s life.
There are three types of Samskaras. Inborn, imposed, and acquired. Inborn are samskaras carried from one's past life (lives) and into the present life. Imposed are samskaras that are brought upon through a young age from one's parents and surroundings. Acquired samskaras are created from experiences and actions taken by one through out his/her life.
Samskara is the driving force of this Time-space reality, and everyone subject to this realm.
Samskara by Seraph Spiritualis October 18, 2010

Uncle Samsonite

Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.
It's time to have some fun... With Uncle Samsonite!

Samsquanch

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".
Samsquanch by kodiakmartin September 3, 2008

Samsungish 

of or relating to the Samsungish quality of a Samsung
My phone is being very Samsungish today. Her new haircut is very Samsungish. Your outfit is so Samsungish. It's not even Samsungishly funny!! That burp/fart was Samsungish!!
Samsungish by basic sister April 12, 2019

samsquantch 

Large Furry Drunken Animal That Roams a Trailer Park and Get's Beat Up By To Guys Named Ricky and Bubbles...
"F*** Ricky! There'S One O' Them Samsquantch'S At Muh Door!!!"
samsquantch by Frikkin Lahey March 10, 2008