v card stamped 

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

v card stamped by pistolpj June 22, 2009

Turdal stampede 

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

Turdal stampede by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

scaped 

When someone gets fired from a basic minimum wage job that requires minimal/no skill.

Dude, did you hear Aaron got scaped? He was a fucking dishie, don't know how he managed that.

scaped by officer erratic May 16, 2021

Mushroom Stampede 

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

Mushroom Stampede by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010

scamperton 

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

scamperton by Deano007 December 24, 2008

Vash The Stampede 

Vash the Stampede is a legendary gunman from the anime Trigun. He’s reputation is not correct to his character. He will never kill anyone or let any one die in any circumstance no matter how the situation looks. There is only one person he has killed, and he is ever remorseful. Vash is a person that every one fears and no one be leaves that he is Vash because he is nothing like his reputation of destroying entire towns if he wants to, and killing thousands on a whim. He will intimidate any one to save a life.

"Total Slaughter,
Total Slaughter.
I won't leave a single man alive.

La de da de dai,
Genocide.
La de da de duh,
An ocean of blood.

Let's begin the killing time."
-Vash

Vash The Stampede by VMVash April 20, 2005

Scammer Get Scammed 

An act in which one takes upon himself/herself (gender equality) to scam (or steal) from a scammer whom has attempted or in awfully dastardly cases succeeded to scam you.
The SCAMMER is in most cases a squeaky American child who’s balls I assume will NEVER drop.

Scammer: DuDe WhY dId YoU tAkE aLl My ItEMS!?!?!?!

Good Guy: Scammer get scammed.

Scammer Get Scammed by Dickhead382 August 6, 2018