scalp pizza

A small to medium size scab found on the scalp. Usually as a result of a recently busted zit.

After scratching the back of his head for a moment or two, Bob presented a fine slice of scalp pizza at the tip of his forefinger.

by Kobiyashi Maru January 6, 2009

pizza scale

When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.

Damn, my favourite takeaway is taking forever!
It's ok, dude. Pizza scale.

by kittiekommittee July 25, 2023