sassage
Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.
sassage by Sarah Shrubb March 11, 2008
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sassage by disgruntled hobbiest February 2, 2009
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sassage
"hey hinerman how you like that sassage in the anal passage" "oh i love it man especially steve guantts when we make out at partys and fuck each other in the brown eye"
sassage by ell pizzle October 11, 2004
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Sassage by Dr.SassySuess May 26, 2020
Sassage Pants
When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.
In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
Sassage Pants by Beautyblood August 23, 2010
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