Based on the mythical character sasquatch, a sascooch or "sascoochie" is a very real and intimidating location near ones gooch. Known for its significant amount of hair and loud snarl.
"Man that party was crazy last night. "
"Yeah for real, I found her sascooch and it was not pretty"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.