Sascooch

Often referred to as: Sasquach, or Bigfoot

it likes to look at Pokemon collections

"THERE'S A SASCOOCH IN THOSE WOODS AND I WAS SHOWIN' HIM MAH POKEMON COLLECTION!"

Sascooch by P0L4R1Z3R January 16, 2019

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Sascooch

When a vagina is very unkempt, matted with hair, and belongs in the forest. Something that human eyeballs should never see.

Hey, did you hook up with Lacey last night?

Yeah, she took her pants off...Total sascooch, brah!

Sascooch by Zia7 July 6, 2009

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sascooch

an extremely hairy pussy

oh my god you need to shave that pussy girl!!! that sascooch is out of control!

sascooch by localminis June 5, 2007

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Sascooch

Based on the mythical character sasquatch, a sascooch or "sascoochie" is a very real and intimidating location near ones gooch. Known for its significant amount of hair and loud snarl.

"Man that party was crazy last night. "
"Yeah for real, I found her sascooch and it was not pretty"

Sascooch by Sascooch December 5, 2019

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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